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Friday, March 28, 2008

article titles that cracked me up today

Parents Pick Prayer Over Docs; Girl Dies
(Ahhh, the mighty brainiacs that inhabit this country)

Rhode Island Targets Illegal Immigrants
(What? All three of them in the whole state? At the same time? Oh those damn Canucks)

DEA Losing More Guns, Fewer Laptops
(Ehhhh, what?)

Fingerprint Scans Replace Clocking In
By DAVID B. CARUSO Associated Press Writer
NEW YORK (AP) - It's happening at Dunkin' Donuts...
(Ummm, yeah, somehow that just dosen't seem cost effective to me, you?)

I found a little humor inside this op ed:


The National Popular Vote Plan: If Ohio, Virginia and Florida Alone Sign On, They Will Change Primary Politics Profoundly, and Greatly Increase the Chance that the National Popular Vote Winner Will Prevail
By VIKRAM DAVID AMAR

...Of course, Senators Obama and Clinton seem to disagree on how they stack up against Senator McCain in the key swing states. It is hard to fully assess their claims here -- especially if one looks to actual primary results, as opposed to polls. One big reason for that difficulty is this: How Clinton and Obama fare against each other in a Democratic primary race in a given state may not tell us much about how either would fare in that state in the November election against McCain. For example, Senator Obama's victory over Senator Clinton in Wyoming, does not suggest any real possibility he could carry that state in November, and Senator Clinton's victory over Senator Obama in New York similarly does not indicate that he wouldn't beat McCain there in the fall.

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