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Entry under "Obama, Barack Hussein"

Barack Hussein Obama is a well known Neo-Socialist- Proto Communist-Subversive from Chicago's East side. He is affiliated with the American Terrorist Council and is a founding member of United Underground States of America. He reports directly to William Ayers.
Obama is a Closet Muslim, a group that is half-way between Shia and Sunni, Wahhabi, Ismaili and Kurd. with their holiest shrines in Isfahan, Iran. He has visited those shrines 3800 times since childhood, and been in Iraq only once, at Osama bin Laden's invitation.

Obama learnt every word of English by memorizing the Oxford English Dictionary at the age of 4. He does not understand a word of what he himself says, but can put sentences together entirely by rote, a gift he possesses because of the oral tradition of his ancestral people, The Masai of Kenya..He read Mein Kampf and Das Kapital at the age of 6, and wrote a commentary on the life of Joseph V. Stalin in his 3rd Grade year. It was later published by The Harvard Law Review. He has never read the Constitution of the United States, as revised by the Wasilla, Alaska, City Council.

Nobody knows his real skin color: he appears black because of a peculiar genetic defect he inherited from his Kenyan father.

Barack Hussein (Obama) has been involved in Hawaiian Drug Cartels, and trades Afghan Opium with China, which he can see from the top of Mount Kilauea, Hawaii. (Ed. Palin's note: "See, here's Hawaii, and there's the Pacific Ocean, right next to it, and next to it is China.")

His ambition to become The president of The United States of America stems from his obsession with destroying democracies. No less an authority on patriotism than the eminent Rush Limbaugh describes him as "dangerous"

Entry Updated 17 October, 2008

(Transcribed from the 2nd Edition of Palinpedia by Abhi Buch)