Minimum wage hike ok'd by pickled fucker's Walton Massas

Republicans saw combining the wage and tax issues as their best chance for getting a permanent cut to the estate tax, which produced powerful lobbying by farmers and small-business owners and superwealthy families such as the Walton family, heirs of the Wal-Mart fortune.

"This is the best shot we've got; we're going to take it," said Majority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio.

Hey, he's trained, maybe he can try the monkey chow diet

No, wait, isn't he on a liquid diet?